Is your 747-400 just not loud and whiny enough? Does your A321 Airbus not make the right whirrs and buzzes on startup...? Then you're in the right place...
Now the football season is once again upon us killing loads of mindless zombies might seem an attractive proposition, but at least you won't get the Popo after you for doing it on the Killing Floor...
A bomber that can't bomb is a bit like a dog that can't bark... Or a car with no wheels... or Alistair Darling... or maybe more like a chocolate teapot?
Spectacularly dull. Heroically safe. Correctly wrong. Broken refurbishment. Intelligently dumb. Precisely inaccurate. These are all phrases that come to mind when playing Mercs 2...