GTA: Vice City

GTA: Vice City
Developer: Rockstar North
Publisher: Rockstar/Take Two
Release Date: Out Now
Players: 1
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So young Tommy Vercetti is back on the streets after a stretch….. The kid knew a few things about the family business and kept his mouth shut, so we thought we'd look after him and give him a little break - maybe set him up in Florida - Yeah Vice City - We thought he could chill out, get used to being out again and catch some rays - maybe even start earning for us down there after a while…. Yeah, that's what we f****n' thought…..

   

Turns out the crazy little mook is having the time of his life - Vice City is a lot more fun than anything that's possible in good old Liberty City, and the kid's been doing all kinds of stuff - from delivering pizzas to earn some pocket money when he first got there, to driving new cars and trucks, fast bikes, boats - even flying helicopters for Christ's sake! - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA how much fun they can be?

You know, much as it pains me to say so, Vice City looks nicer than Liberty - It's about the same size, but there's a lot more to do and the city has more back alleys and secrets tucked away here, there and everywhere. Tommy's even been seen buying his own property and businesses with his "hard earned" cash - even a film studio and a car dealership - and has he shown us any respect? - naah - the kid's a loose f****n' cannon, and neither the local gangs or the Cops can keep him in line. He's found weapons and stocked up on them, he's got cars and bikes and even new outfits stashed all around the city…

   

Tommy's always loved listening to the radio - he's got a s**tload of radio stations to choose from down there, and word has it that he likes those new songs by Michael Jackson & Blondie, Billy Jean or Atomic …..or sumthin'….

Looks like we're going to have to keep a close eye on Vercetti - before long he'll have his own little empire down there, and then there won't be a f****n' thing we can do about him.

You wanna see how he's doin'? - it'll be one violent and exciting 18 rated trip. There'll be gore, sexy women and some real bad f****n' language, but if you're of a certain age and you've got one of those PS2 things you'd have to be a complete f****n' a*****e to miss out on it. Hey, just don't let Grandma see you playin' it.


by: 'Big Tony' Bolognese